DONATING A MILLION LIFE

Funny sperm

I changed my routine,
I changed my style,

They told me to stay tension – free,
And I was lucky they didn’t forget,
To mention the tension in between stay and free;

As I earned good bucks,
I went to Starbucks,
With a girl I had recently like’d,
On Facebook and in real life;

Had a talk or two and impressed the girl,
With my looks;

She asked me what and whom I work for,
I said, I work with Mr. Chadha,
We work, we earn and we Donate;

‘Donate, Donate what?’ She asked,
I said ‘money, Money what else,’

I had lied, I know,
But if I had told her the truth.
She might have left me alone;

So I didn’t want to let her know,
About what I donate,
And for what;

But life never seemed to be so silly,
As it felt now,
I loved her so much and now she knows,
And has left me alone;

I felt guilty of myself being a Sperm Donor,

Though apart from money,
I have seen those happy families,
Who were gifted with a new born baby;

They love their kids,
And I love my life;

Way to go before I end,
The pursuit of Happiness,
Is what I will distribute;

And as far as my love life is concerned,
She, who can’t understand,
What not having a child is,
I think she can never be a good mother,
Or a good wife,

So, finally why should I waste my Time and Money,
When I can Earn and Relax.

- SAHIL KHANNA

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